On today’s show, the guys give their best used car salesman style pitches, give more terrible impressions and, with help of comic book aficionado Tyler Brenner, they discuss the Marvel and DC universes!!
We help a friend out with a school project and we wanted to share that with you!! Listen and learn about the man who scored some of your favorite movies all brought to you by Nathan Porter!
On this episode: get out your brooms, it’s time for sweeps! You’ll see why that’s a good thing in our main topic. Also, why is Paul getting personal? Why does Billy want to strike? Hear the pitches for HGTV shows…now with music, find out if your favorite show is getting renewed, and much more!
On this episode: The guys get heated in a quick take debate, Paul hasn’t seen any recent movie trailers, and Billy is in an undisclosed location. The guys talk about the 24 hour news cycle’s impact on society, pitch clown reality shows, and much more!
Billy is off somewhere on this side of the Mississippah; Paul is on his own for an abbreviated episode and he spends about 8 mins with you explain what’s going on and asking to return the Ferris!
On this episode: Can chowder really ruin a friendship? Is Paul sure that HBO really is premium? The guys pitch sequels, fantasy cast the next host of the Daily Show, talk the evolution of television, and much more!
On this episode: the guys welcome in Devon Dalton as a guest host to talk crossovers, pitches, and classroom pranks. Why does Paul want to bring a Farmers Almanac time traveling? Why does Billy’s pitch sound oddly familiar and have Paul outraged? The guys talk recent TV news and break down movie trailers. All that and more on The Idiot Box Experts!
On the second season premiere of the Idiot Box Experts: Why is Paul talking about cuddling on the couch? Does Billy really confuse Game of Thrones with Sesame Street? Is Doug done with B movies? and if so, is he going with A’s or C’s? Find out all about crossover episodes, hear the guys’ Peter Engel pitches, and much more!
On this special mini-cast episode, what has Billy so fired up? Why does Paul seemingly agree and disagree with him at the same time? The guys take the media to task over their questionable journalism ethics, plus they break down all the best Super Bowl prop bets. They also pick the winner and score of the big game!
Here you go! The final installment of the ‘Best of’ from 2014! They guys are back in two weeks with fresh material, announcements, and we will see if Rodrigo will shine in 2015!
We have a bonus episode that you do not want to miss. Billy and Paul talk early renew/cancel news and projections as well as a look at some key premier dates you may want to write down.
On this episode: We take a look back at the best of season 1. The guys lead into some of their favorite segments from the first year. Listen back to the best channel surfing with the experts segments, find out which pitches were their favorites, and more! It’s part one of the best of season 1!
On this episode of The Idiot Box Experts: The guys unwrap their countdown of the best Christmas movies, eulogize the Colbert Report, and pitch their Christmas movies. They talk about Sony pulling The Interview, Paul quotes Billy back to himself, and calls himself what?! All that and more on this episode!
In this episode we go the full Ferris with Billy and his sister Julie as they discuss the holidays as well as Hallmark Christmas movies. Billy also give us an update with the Renew/Cancel news.
In this milestone episode the guys talk about great opening sequences, Billy may need therapy, and they talk about the effectiveness of commercials.
You asked and they delivered. The guys have a lip sync battle and sing ‘Let it Go’!
On this episode of the Idiot Box Experts: Is Alaska bigger than Louisiana? What do the guys say about the video they owe you? Find out the best karaoke songs, hear their Sci-fy pitches, plus the guys welcome in a cord cutter as a special guest. All that and more on the Idiot Box Experts!
On this episode of the Idiot Box Experts; The guys talk about sitcoms, scary movies, and give their pitches of original hero’s. This pitch does have a twist and things could get ugly.
On this episode, the guys preview what is to come for this Fall including some reviews of early pilots that have already aired. They also give their most American pitches yet and they let everybody know what is going to be so special about the next episode!!
On this episode, It it the last installment of the report cards and the guys grade HBO, Showtime, and Starz. Listen to what shows they are looking forward too in the fall as well as The Pitch: Cooking Shows!! Please remember to rate and review us!!
On this episode of the Idiot Box Experts: Does Billy make his return? What gave the hosts a case of the giggles? Hear Paul’s response to some notable TV and Movie questions/quotes, find out what grade last season’s network champ, NBC, gets, plus much more!
Paul and Doug have an abbreviated episode and focus on an important issue. Depression and Addiction are very real issues and there is hope available. Here are some numbers in case you or a loved one are suffering from any of theses issues and know that help is out there.
National Alcoholism and Substance Abuse Information Center – (800) 784-6776
National Suicide Prevention Hotline 1-800-273-8255
http://emschaplains.com (non-denominational, non-accusatory, and completely confidential)
Doug Miller – firstname.lastname@example.org
On this special episode of the Idiot Box Experts, we have Leah Valvano filling in for Billy while he gets his batteries recharged. We talk powerful women on the screen, medical shows, and find out why Tara Reid’s new fragrance Shark is relevant. Also, Leah gives Billy and Paul a Pitch challenge that should prove entertaining.
In the mid 80’s Anne Rice made a massive change in the Horror Vampire Genre with “The Vampire Lestat” series. It introduced the beautiful, seductive, remorseful and “human” vampire. This was carried on into Laurel K. Hamilton’s Anita Blake series (Very good), Sookie Stackhouse (boring) and hopefully died a horrible, writhing, bloody death with the “Twilight” series at Guillermo Del Toro’s deft hands. Mr. Del Toro reintroduces us to the Horrific, the strange, the inhumane vampire that wants nothing less than your blood and soul, …preferably while screaming. I read the first of the books that this was based on over a year ago and was impressed with plot, characters, and hopelessness of it. The TV show has tried and succeeded in living up to the book. I am no Harvard educated scholar. I could not care less what some high brow asshat has to say about literary styles. I do however read 2 to 3 books a week and was left feeling pleasantly disgusted by the books. I love the homage to Bram Stokers Abraham Van Helsing, the throw back to classic monsters being ..well… monstrous. This is not a misunderstood critter that can be reasoned with. It is us or them. Do you miss the horror in your horror? That is why you should be watching ‘The Strain’ Sundays at 10/9 central on FX.
On this Episode: The guys are back in their respective places and they have “it”. They discuss and grade Fox on their performance as well as what they are giving away, what would Paul remove from this world, what movies makes both men cry, and a special announcement by one of them with much more on this episode of the Idiot Box Experts!!
On this episode of the Idiot Box Experts: Paul and Billy are recording across the table from each other in the same room for the first time. Listen to all their sidetracks, hear their bad student film pitches, and find out which cable networks make the grade! Plus, which TV show did the guys recently marathon? All that and more on this episode of the Idiot Box Experts!
On this Minicast, Paul has our first Skype in show! We talk Sea Turtles, Big Brother, True Blood, and we find out who uses Kangaroo Urine for their hair!!
On this episode of the Idiot Box Experts: What has Paul so tongue-tied? Why is Billy suddenly checking the skies? The guys countdown the best and worst fictional roommates, make their War of Roses pitch, and hand out the CBS summer grade as the summer grading series makes another stop. All this and much more on this episode of the Idiot Box Experts!
This was a funny and informative video explaining exactly why cable companies shouldn’t be able to end Net Neutrality. The Idiot Box Experts like our internet like we like Switzerland… Neutral…
Click the picture below to tell the FCC why they should support Net Neutrality
On this episode of the Idiot Box Experts: what has Billy so upset? Is there an impression Paul can’t do? The guys make their pitch, countdown the best and worst fictional TV/Movie jobs, and kickoff their summer report cards with ABC. All that and more on this episode of the Idiot Box Experts!
Part 2 of The Boxie Awards will not disappoint! We hand out the major hardware for Best Sitcom, Best finale, and Show of the Year! We finish the awards show with our first inductees into the Idiot Box Experts Hall of Fame. We also announce what you have to look forward to with us, The Idiot Box Experts!
We are finally here! This is part 1 of our special awards episode! Lets see who walks away with the coveted Boxie Award. Big winners in the Animated Series, and Best TV Drama plus much more. Also, find out who you voted for the best Idiot Box Experts Host!
On this episode of the Idiot Box Experts: Paul and Billy bring you a bonus episode, the Renew/Cancel Special! The guys recap the fate of all the network shows that were on the bubble at the end of the TV year, look ahead to next season’s broadcast network schedule, and hold themselves accountable on some predictions.
On this episode of the Idiot Box Experts: Find out who Paul wants to have dinner with, why a bird and a Twinkie played a pivotal role in the guys’ lives, and what catchphrase you voted as the best in TV history. Paul and Billy dive into sports media where you’ll find out why ESPN has been put on notice and why the Donald Sterling case is a big deal. Add in the spaghetti western pitches, channel surfing with the experts, and a revealing ask the experts segment and this is a can’t miss episode!
On this episode of the Idiot Box Experts: What will Billy’s funeral be like? Why does Paul like animals on tv so much? The movie villain poll results are revealed, find out which bubble show is the most watched show in France, what makes a late night show work and much more!
On this episode of the Idiot Box Experts: How is Paul using ‘aluminum foil’ to change the world? Why is Billy distraught about the HIMYM finale? Find out what you voted as the worst series finale of all time, what the script writing process is like, who the English Gentleman is and much more!
In our 2nd Minicast, Paul debuts Ancona’s Anecdote. He has our very own Doug, from Doug’s “B” Movie review! Listen to find out why he hates Killer Clowns from Outer space, hear a story that shows how much Doug loves his mother, and much more!
On this episode of the Idiot Box Experts: Why does Billy like Paraguay so much? Find out why Harry Potter and Star Wars fans are fighting over this weeks poll question. The guys make what they call their most controversial pitch yet when pitching an original game show, they pay tribute to the TV show Psych, plus much more!
On this episode of the Idiot Box Experts: Does Paul have an alter ego? See what the survey says when the guys break down television’s best and weirdest game shows. Find out which popular TV show was renewed for 3 more seasons. Also, find out what shark attacks, taxes, and healthcare all have in common, plus much more!
On this episode the guys pitch their Toy Story Spin-off, argue about Saved By the Bell, discuss the formula for successful Spin-offs, reveal why Billy’s at war with the birds, and much more!!
This week the guys countdown their top TV theme songs of all time as well as reveal their Lifetime pitches. They talk about the strong crop of first year TV shows and what they need to do to establish themselves as long running hits.